Rules for the next decade

I have reached a milestone in Age recently. Maturity? Arguable, but correct me if I'm wrong.

Like can of sardines doesn’t suddenly go bad once its expiry date arrives, or a car start spewing black smoke once it reaches 50 thousand miles, a person doesn’t suddenly grey overnight. As they say, age is just a number and how you feel and behave and absorb the life forces around you is what truly defines you. I've never really seen the life forces but I have a friend who claims he can see them because his eyes are tuned to quantum waveforms and the magtenic forces of the north pole, like pigeons.

I feel like I’ve been through some, and at the same time not really gathered the true experience I’ve wanted. I’m never gone bungee jumping, parachuted out of a plane or been waxed. Yet, with an understanding of the value of achievements, I can boss people around when needed and occasionally say “no” to the odd beating and nobody can force me to eat bitter gourd or chicken liver.

My resolution for the next decade? Keep on living, don’t stop laughing, stay the course and never ever stop being corny. My day consists of me thinking up corny lines, interrupted by spasms of work. In the face of ever-mounting pressures and uncertainty, life’s best gift to you is hair and hilarity.