Driving the economy (but us broke)
As a followup to a previous posting, it is true that the children of the world are slowly (but surely) digging us out recession. With their powers alone, they can bring back consumer spending, fight off any financial slump and ensure the adults of the world part with their paychecks.
Why do you need any stimulus package when you have three rascals at home with dollar signs in their eyes? Every day is a chance to visit a different restaurant. Each trip to the mall begins with a "what will you buy for me Daddy/Mummy?"
I'm going to attach a picture of them in my next email to my boss asking for a raise :)