Nigel, wants to make us broke

If ever the world plunged into recession again and consumers stopped spending their money, all the governments of the world would have to do would be to unleash an army of cloned Nigel's into the economy to pester their parents into making full use of their wallets.

Daddy, can you buy me a snack?

Mummy, can you buy me a can of Fuji Apple?

Daddy, for Christmas, I want a ____ toy?

Gong Gong, can I go and play Animal Kaiser?

It's almost as if he doesn't really bother about the outcome. He just wants to see you parting with your hard-earned cash!