If you have kids, you really shouldn't work ...

I'm really tired, get me a Red Bull.

Parents with kids really should not be working - I mean, how on earth can one juggle both a job and children? It is virtually impossible. Think about a juggler who's trying to have a cup of coffee while keeping the flaming knives twirling in the air - somebody's gonna get hurt, or he'll end up one very successful but thirsty man.

In this generation of children that demand more of your time, energy, attention and affection, having a day job is simply not an option. You can have a night job though, when they are sleeping - perhaps a lounge singer, blackjack dealer or pimp, but somebody still needs to take Nigel to the toilet at 3am.