The curious case of the boy with the ahem bug
Nigel sounds like an old man.
He used to go "ehm, ehm" almost a year ago and it went away. However, in the recent week or so, it has come back with a vengeance. "Ehm, ehm, ehm!!" all day long - it sounds like he either has a frog stuck in his throat or he's been smoking cigarettes behind our back.
Celest is so irritated by it she wants to send him to the doctor.

He used to go "ehm, ehm" almost a year ago and it went away. However, in the recent week or so, it has come back with a vengeance. "Ehm, ehm, ehm!!" all day long - it sounds like he either has a frog stuck in his throat or he's been smoking cigarettes behind our back.
Celest is so irritated by it she wants to send him to the doctor.