Shannon the funny talker

Celest saw a "Do not drink and drive" banner at the side of the road.

Celest: Nigel, why shouldn't people drink and drive?
Nigel: (No response)
Shannon: Because they will spill the water on themselves? (Speaking from experience)

Later on that day.

Celest: Let's think of words with the sound "ar" in them.
Nigel: Car, far, star ...
Shannon: Chicken man!